The Ages of Empires #1 | Chapter 4

I couldn't imagine sleeping that long, "20 months?!" that's a year, 8 months. That wasn't actually funny, but i had lost that long period of time just for a show off, just to impress a lady. Damn me. I've got to rethink my ways henceforth.  The lady attending to me immediately noticing my intent to get up, cast a sleeping spell on me and down again i fell back to the sleep i had just successfully gotten up from.  Regrets, pain, anguish, were the last things on my mind, she was all in my thoughts. My imaginations were raided by her radiant beauty, my thoughts consumed by that stern look, my heart accelerated by that breath of anger and despair. I was entirely invaded, my defences lowered to a minus, my being been swallowed up by just the thoughts of having her for a minute, if just once, but that long.Alas! I could see her lips move, her muttering sound became clearer and she called my name. With that promiscuous smile of mine, i had forgotten the relevance of reality and the illusions of fantasy. But wait a minute, i never told no one my name. And it dawned on my lust-filled imaginations that i was only dreaming just then i was woken by the sound of a thundo-lightening strike on a resilient surface.  Behold the Queen of beauty de perfecto, her stern look more sexier and with the words "Idiot, wake up", i got a little grasp of my flaring emotions and realized that my environment was in a sudden rush. My body quivered, my thoughts rumbled. I remember i heard the sound of a thundo-lightening combo and thus pointing my gaze at the bemused lady who had been taking care of me, i felt a little bit calm and tried to figure out the qualms that made me quiver and that which made my muscles have crams at that moment.  Behold, my eyes burning with red hot desirous flames, my teeth grinding around its grim, my breath faster than the normal oxygen circulation (hyperventilation), my sounding system, confused as I muttered and murmured and groaned and moaned at the same time.  I was searching for one expression, one that took too long but at last I found it.  The sounds began coming in place, my body moved only in one direction.  And finally! 'sighs'..... "AAAAAAAARRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...!!!" was the sound and when I realized my left cheek was on fire and i flew out the opposite direction.  Little did i realize, the thundo-lightening combo was not an imaginary sound, it was real and it's surface was my left cheek. "You insolent idiot, enjoying your cowardice with that annoying smile" she yelled in anger. Though I was still somewhere between landing badly and still floating straight at light speed, the look on her face, never have i seen such infuriation in my entire life. "Ohh! That took 20 minutes to take effect. This guy is really dull to his pain receptors". The lady taking care of me said. Well... The landing is mine to keep, besides, it's unexplainable and embarrassing....

Hmmm... Where do I go from here?

The Ages of Empires #1 | Chapter 3

...This beauty was far too outstanding, her eyes like those that would swallow the dreads of evil, her frown hot and sexy, sending this thoughts "if she smiles, how then would she become? What beauty would exude from her if she smiles"... Beauty so unimaginable and height so considerable... Just this marvellous sight makes me wanna have her even if this was the only thing that comes from been stuck in time, I'd rather stay a million times in this past than in the present...  The guards immediately dragged me out before my eyes could catch everything about her, most especially her shining silver jade and the bracelets around her head...  She still maintained her frown and continued on her way... Immediately, the thoughts of wanting to impress her filled my mind...  Well...two days later, a war ensued between the two countries and this was my opportunity since I had completed 70% of my justu and my magic was close to none (in my time)... In fact I wanted to be the saviour, just like in the movies. When i arrived at the font, this same lady was up font against a fully armed garrison of men. This was my chance to play the hero... Well I was just 10 yards away and didn't notice her unusual weapon, it was neither a sword, nor an axe, neither was it a spear, nor a harpoon, not any weapon of this world...  I soon got to a close by range and jumped in front of her just to feel like been a hero... Realizing this, she frowned even more as if to end me for interfering... I assured her that I'd save her and end this battle alone, and ran towards the enemies preparing my strongest justu... This could automatically turn the tide... Just when i completed my justu and about releasing it, two figures came in front of the others and crossed their spears... This didn't stop my justu and so i shot it at them... Phew!! Hopefully, my justu was going to terminate them. Surprisingly, upon intermission my justu was absorbed by the two figures... WHAT?! This was surprising and bemusing to me alone at least, for she showed no sign of surprise...  "Ah!" came from me and everything became dark and blanc, i could only see two figure standing above me...  I woke up entirely wrapped in bandages like a mummy... "where am i?" was the first thing to leave my mouth. The pretty lady attending to me said "you are in the queen's court". "Queen?!" what queen now? Or was she the queen... "what happened at the war, yesterday?" i inquired... "there was no war yesterday" she replied. "but--". "well...the princess single handedly took out the army, thanks to your surprise entry and your magic" "really?". "how long have i been on bed?" "20 months". "WHAT?!". 

The Ages of Empires #1 | Chapter 2

The golden chariot that strolled past me magnetised my gaze and stirred my stare towards its fine smear. It had in it the most oddest and extraordinary creature. This creature was well dressed and prepared for an occasion. The gold chains around its neck, that glittered all over its white fur sent the blinges to quench my poorly inclined imaginations. Behold it was a cat! I haven't had that much gold in ten life-time and an animal was covered in them, a cat for that matter, A CAT! People. Well... After two days of trying to fit in since I was lost in time, a group of gangsters approached me by the walkway to nowhere. They called themselves the Royal Gangsters. Now my skills were good, stamina intact, but the number was overwhelming and they were also armed with clubs and swords and I had none. What could I do, the robbers earlier were part of them, I had no choice but to run. They gave chase and seeing that I would get lost while trying to flee and at the same time get exhausted, I concocted a plan immediately. I had to fight them but the thoughts were "two robbers, 150 more revenges, if I beat 150, how many would try to revenge?". I set up traps using the crowd in the market and quietly knocking them down when they split.  I was able to exhaustedly knock down 50 and there still was no progress. I had to ditch them or I'll get tired before the real fight begins. I did so and ran into another golden chariot carrying a God-made beauty, pretty looking, though she was never smiling. Her frown was a beauty terror. 

The Ages of Empires #1 | Chapter 1

Soon after my growth in the Segstu justu, i encountered something marvelous...a gateway at the entrace of the church... I passed through this portal and found myself in 965 AD. It was at first frightening and scary, but with much inspirations and films i summoned up courage and decided to move on with this time travelling adventure...  I soon got to a village ravaging with all types of sin and i could not even imagine what their law would be... I was almost robbed by two asian folks, but thanks to my kungfu skills, i was able to fight them away...well, at least... Two prostitutes approached me as I walked a little further and wanted me to lie with them... They were pretty, sexy, cute looking, their seducing eye winks were mind blowing, their frequent touch on my pelvic region was far too tempting than ever... But, i am a man and not an alien, though i came through time, this is what i am designed to do...  In the long run, i had left them prostitutes be only to bash my gaze at something extraordinary...